Come on a date with me.. just one date. And be amazed.

"Subjecting yourself to online dating isn't always easy.. but sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"... they say.

What I say when there's a will, there's no wrong way to expand your options.

Technologies ever quickening the way we communicate and interact, I waste no time to tell you sweet sweet stories of poetic nothings that ramble on until no end.

I will talk alot, but that's only because I listen even more and very often, people just don't have many interesting things to say.

So, I'll say some things that you should know about me:

I'm strikingly handsome.

I'm surprisingly accurate.

I'm unnervingly funny.

I'm boldly fearless. 

And I've got a massive third leg. (just so there aren't any surprises later)

I will indeed try just about anything at least once and I have many stories to tell and I tell them well.

I tend to be extremely creative, so please spare us both if you don't come equipped with an intense sense of well rounded humor.

I'm also very fast.. well, no I'm not really. I'm pretty slow compared to alot of things.. but for a man, I'm fast.. and daft. Very, very daft.

I don't need to be picking girls up online like shooting fish in a barrel.. I just like to increase my chances.. Ok, well actually, we'll see about that.

But I am honest, so you gotta hand it to me.

Speaking of honest.. I'm one of a kind, so be grateful if you get to meet me. I'm kind of a really big deal.

Oh, also.. I should mention.. I'm a bit of the adventuresome/romantic/intellectual/funny guy type.

I'm sure you've picked up on that already, but just in case you missed it, I thought you should know.

I'll ask you alot of questions as if we were on a talk show and you were being interviewed.

We'll go to lunch, or dinner or both, depending on how long we can stand each other.

I want to know about who, what, where, when, why, how and other finite details.

I'll really ask you alot of questions.. I'm not joking. Be prepared. BE PREPARED.

I'm productive. Really productive. So I might ask you to join my network marketing business.

Just before I draw circles on a board and talk to you about the greatest and best chance you have to make money ever, I'll qualify you, to see if you're right for my team.

You should be productive and ready to work hard.

You should be excited to travel and work online making blog posts, and calling people out from phone books and advertisements.

You should be able to cook, clean, be excellent at massage and incredible in bed.

Also, you must be about 5'9", 120-150 with a strong and athletic and sexy build and tone.



Like a model, but a strong, sexy and intelligent model. Who's also not afraid to fall deeply and madly in love and be strung around like a little puppy by my every word.

I like tan girls with a naturally rich and bold complexion. Your brown hair and intuitive sexiness should display it's best.

Don't be weird, like me. Be normal, like you. Just be yourself and I'm sure we'll get along great.

You may discover the sensation as if you were in an open water dive with sharks swimming around you, eyeing you up and down as we're on this date..

Don't worry about it! That's just all the other women wishing they were you.

..Or possibly, the last few girls I've dated plotting a terrible revenge.

Never-the-less, I know kung fu, so I'll protect you, just as long as you put out. Everything is going to be alright.

Talk to you soon, ladies.